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another about me, eh? well id don't really know now, so you'll have to come back later. thats right stand outside my door in the pouring rain as i eat my turkey dinner and as i turn to the left i see your pathetically big eyes. then i see how your little face is pushed up against the glass and it just gives me this feeling. this feeling of laughter and smiles and hugs! ah yes you are the weakest link, goodbye...where do they go really? i think they murder them after they've been eliminated you know? entirely possibly that is some sort of conspiracy in order to get more human flesh for the flesh rocket module on their alien spaceship!...ok don't listen much to me, but do listen to ME! my name is Cat, MY name is Todd. so listen to both of me or only listen to one.

I am a man, and do not forget it.




Bow to me you filthy human STINK WORMS! the name is Zim, and there’s nothing you an do about it you people you. I'd like to stand up here and just tell you guys that I am really happy to be here, and hope to entertain you on an everyday basis, so here I’m going to go along. congrats ms! You’ve just one 1,000,000 dollars. but unfortunately due to states laws I am only required to give you a buck 50 and some rollos. but worry, the rollos will come in installments to make them seem like they're worth something. my bad, I’m sorry. THE CHIPMUNKS ARE ATTACKIN RUN DAMNIT RUN! here they come....


so now i will start by saying, excuse me sir/mrs/yeti. do you have a quarter? no/ then how am I s’pose to use this little phone booth over here? not a phone both you say? a fire hydrant? that explains why my ears are wet.
have you noticed that whenever you ask a girl out her response has something to do with an illness in the family or she’s washing her hair. don't you find it odd that someone’s grandma can be dying who has already been dead for the past 12 years? odd I must say, and when you ask a girl and she gives the hair excuse you ask how long it takes to wash her hair
response: well first I have to rinse, lather ...and then we definitely have to repeat. it is nessecary.
how many times are you s’posed to repeat by the way? she comes to school the next day extremely bald from to much washing from not know when to quit and the same guy sees an opportunity to ask her out again. seeing as she has no hair to wash
Response: ummmmm, I’m sorry but i have to wax my scalp...
yeah its odd. does any one know the goddamned muffin man? shit, born in Chicago and raised in California. I feel so cool. A’int no one cooler than me. besides the muffin man of course. ok, so this will be the end of my info, seeing as it wasn’t info at all but more along the lines of me pouring out my heart and soul into a little pitcher and using the jam to make lil toast bead jam thingys. ok well NO MORE INFO!

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